lauralot89:

bastlynn:

softtrade:

I’ll take “horrifying phrases of late stage capitalist dystopia” for 400 Alex

Reclassification as a felony means… *VOTING RIGHTS MAY BE STRIPPED* for those who are convicted.

This is not an oversight. This is the *point*.

because fuck the first amendment

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

thelimeblood:

gwess:

whatsacanada:

What do the bus drivers on field trips do while kids are on the field trip

my mom is a school bus driver and i can confirm

uglynewyork:

Me? Canceled.

tastefullyoffensive:

Emotional baggage. (via el_moebes)

smitethepatriarchy:

fandomsandfeminism:

“What has violence against Nazis ever accomplished?” 

The end of the holocaust, for starters, ya lollipops. 

Please tell me no one has ever actually said that.

samanthabeeismyqueen:

“If we had 51 percent of women in congress, do you think we’d be debating access to contraception? Do you think we would be debating whether to have paid leave? Do think it would be so hard to end sexual assault on college campuses and in our military? It would not. This is the moment of the beginning of the revival of the women’s movement.” — Kirsten Gillibrand 

nazmatik:

“hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick”